Human Comedy - Humanity 7
Location: Repayment Festival Stage (Ra)
Hajime: Ahaha. You said “That’s right!” even though I didn’t even say anything yet… Mitsuru-kun, I can’t catch up with you when you’re always answering your own questions.
But I’ll do my best to keep up, because I want to walk by your side.
“♪ ~ ♪ ~ ♪”
Come on, Tomoya-kun, join us...♪
Tomoya: I know, I know. Sheesh, lately it feels like I’m the one being left in the dust by you guys.
This sucks! I’ve gotta do better if I’m gonna be your leader from now!
Tomoya: I’ll do my best! Even if I’m “normal”! I’ll just have to do it so well that people will be like, “Wow, the bar must be pretty high if that’s what’s considered ‘normal’”!
“♪ ~ ♪ ~ ♪”
Nazuna: (Fufu. You guys have really grown so much. Though it may look like you’re just playing around and doing whatever you want... Everything’s coming together into one coherent performance.)
(This is it. This is Ra*bits’ performance.)
(I feel like I’m watching my dear children perform in their school festival for the first time, going back and forth between worrying and rejoicing over them with every word and move they make… And before I know it, I’ve perked up, and feel a smile come to my face.)
(And my worn-out heart begins to heal.)
(Aah… Now I get it…)
(Hey, Tomo-chin, Hajime-chin, Mitsuru-chin… When we first met, you implored me to join, saying “Help us!”)
(You were driven into a corner, with tears streaming down your faces.)
(And I didn’t have anything else to do at the time. It was like I was just slowly dying, breaking a little more with every passing day...)
(I just couldn’t leave you like that, so, on a whim, I decided to lend you a hand.)
(But, as the unremarkable days piled up, they became so precious to me. It’s like a miracle… Thank you, God in Heaven.)
(I love all of you like family.)
(Aah… It’s me who was saved by you.)
“♪ ~ ♪ ~ ♪”
Shu: (…Fufu. Their performance is just as adorable and relaxing as usual. It’s cleansing for the heart.)
(Nito’s looking fine as well. Lovely Nito... I’ll be sincere and give you a round of applause. I’m sure you must’ve found your salvation.)
(There were nights when I cursed the unreasonable ways of this world and resented God. And yet, this world and the humans that inhabit it were thoughtfully created.)
(O Lord, how I envy you. Will I ever be able reach such heights before I take my final breath?)
Mika: Oshi-san... Sorry t’bother ya while yer all absorbed in watchin’ the Ra*bits kids perform, but I’d like ya t’change before it’s our turn to go on again, if it’s alright with ya.
Shu: …...
Mika: Ah, so ya don’t wanna do it after all? Were the outfits I made no good? Guess I’m no match for yer pair o’ perceivin’ eyeglasses, Oshi-san…
Shu: I don’t require glasses. Don’t put me together with that third-rate writer.
He’s the type to indirectly sing praises to himself by over-applauding that which boosts his own ego. That kind of behavior is utterly shameless.
Though, it’s hard to accept the fact that I said this myself... It wasn’t that clever of a jest.
Mika: Uhm... so what d’ya mean, exactly?
Shu: Don’t bother thinking. You’re too foolish for it.
...I simply didn’t reply because I wasn’t sure how to respond to your calling me “Oshi-san” when we’re to be close friends and equals as artists from now on.
Mika: Ngah, but Oshi-san’ll always be Oshi-san to me.
You’re my ideal, a mentor I’ll admire forever.
But if ya don’t want me t’call ya that, then uhm… all right. It’s a lil' embarassin’, but I guess I can... c-call ya by yer name... ♪
Shu: Eugh. Don’t make this weird. Forget it; I said something ridiculous.
Mika: O-Okay... It feels off to me too ’cause I ain’t used to it. If you’re fine with me callin’ ya Oshi-san then I’ll stick with that, since it’s way more comfy.
Shu: ...I’ve been thinking this for a while now, but that “Oshi-san” nickname doesn’t have that beautiful of a ring to it. It’s much too close to “Oji-san”.
Though it does have more favorable instances, like “Ashinaga Oji-san”, or “My Daddy Long Legs”.
But why did Nito start calling me that? That’s who you’ve been imitating this whole time, yes?
Mika: Huh? So callin’ ya Oshi-san was all Nazuna-nii’s idea too? He left a surprisin’ amount of stuff behind in our hearts...
Shu: Much like the way he named Valkyrie, his intentions remain a mystery. But this isn’t the time to start asking ourselves about this or that.
As you can see, Nito is charming and full of happiness.
We shouldn’t darken that joy with a discussion of ourselves — of Valkyrie.