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bakemonoremy) wrote2020-09-04 12:20 am
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Natsume Sakasaki Feature Scout: The Magician's Delivery
Location: Starmony Dormitory Kitchen
Natsume: Good dAY. I’m here to deliver the vegetablES.
Niki: Ah, good work as always~!
Oh, huh? Instead of the veggie boy, you’re the one delivering the goods today, Sakasaki-kun?
Natsume: “Veggie bOY”... AaH, you must be talking about Midori-kun. So you’ve been calling him by that nicknaME, hUH?
Niki: Nope, actually I also call him Takamine-kun. But he always delivers the vegetables, so I’ve kinda ended up thinking of him as the veggie guy.
Natsume: I sEE, so that’s wHY. ActualLY, the plan was for Midori-kun to do this deliveRY, but it seems like something came up for him and so the ball’s in my court nOW.
I brought all the vegetables he wrote down on this memo for mE. Can you check if they match your ordER?
Niki: Sure thing~! Let’s see here… Eggplants, tomatoes, cucumbers…
...Yup, looks like everything’s in order. And the vegetables all look super juicy and ripe for eating~. I’d expect nothing less from a Gardenia member!
Natsume: That’s hardly something worth praising me ovER. All I had to do was select the vegetables that seemed to be in good conditiON.
There were no problems with the deliveRY, so I’ll be taking my leave nOW. See yOU.
Niki: Stop, stop, please wait! It’d be such a waste to not eat such freshly harvested veggies! You’re shaving 3% off your lifetime*, I’m telling you!
Natsume: I don’t mind discarding 3% of iT. You can have those 3% of my lifetiME, Shiina-senpai; I’m bequeathing them to yOU.
Niki: But I mind it! Aren’t we buddies who brainstormed date plans** together?
Even a chance meeting can lead to a lifelong bond! I’ll put all my skill into preparing these veggies, so eat them together with me, pleeaase!
Look, look! The summer veggies are saying, “Come and eat us, we’re sooo fresh!”
Natsume: If you’re being serious right nOW, you must be suffering from some terrible auditory hallucinatioNS.
Guess you’re leaving me no choiCE… Alright thEN; I’ll eat with yOU.
Niki: Hell yeah! Alrighty, I’ll whip something up real quick, so please wait over there ♪
Natsume: YeAH, I wiLL.
(...And here I was planning to take care of a certain somethiNG… WeLL, I suppose I can do that anywheRE.)
<< A few minutes later >>
Niki: Here we go~. Sorry to have kept you waiting, my deluxe “summer veggie ratatouille” is all done and ready to be enjoyed~!
Hmm? What’re you doing with all those cards spread out on the table?
Natsume: These are tarot carDS. I figured I’d get through my fortune-telling requests while waiting for the cooking to be doNE. I’m already finished heRE, just give me a moment to tidy uP.
Niki: Hmm~... Then I’ll put the plates down over there. How long is “a moment”? I, for one, would like to eat as soon as possible.
...Ah, come to think of it! Sakasaki-kun, could you read my fortune for me?
Natsume: WhY?
Niki: No reason, it just popped into my head. See, I’ve actually never had my fortune told before. I’m curious to see what it’s like!
Natsume: Sure thiNG. I just finished reading these fortunes anywAY.
UsualLY, I’d demand some kind of compensation for thIS, but since you cooked for mE, we’ll call it evEN.
Well thEN. Shiina-senpai, what do you ask of the carDS?
Niki: I’d very much like to know if I’ll be able to eat delicious meals!
Natsume: Delicious meaLS? Does the ratatouille that’s standing right in front of our eyes not count for thAT?
BesidES, you already have the skills to create delicious meaLS, so there’s really no need to divinate this kind of thiNG.
Niki: Well, I guess you have a point. But I can’t think of anything else I’d want you to divinate for me…
Still, I don’t wanna let this chance get away from me. Please divinate a meal for me!
Natsume: AlrigHT, alrigHT. I’ll tell you your fortuNE, so would you mind choosing one of the cards I just shufflED?
Niki: Just one? Alright… I’ll take this one!
Natsume: ...HmM, I sEE.
Niki: What does it say? I just hope it’s nothing bad.
Natsume: This card indicates that you will be visited by unforeseEN, good fortuNE.
Niki: Good fortune? How is that related to food…?
Adonis: Shiina-senpai, good timing.
I have acquired some high quality meat. Do you think you could cook something with this?
Niki: Eeeeh! Sakasaki-kun, is this the good fortune you were talking about just now!?
Natsume: Who knoWS? I didn’t expect it to happen so soON, thouGH.
Adonis: What are you talking about? ...Did I bother you two?
Niki: Not at all! In fact, I’m overjoyed! Please wait, I’ll cook something up real quick!
Adonis: Thank you. I look forward to your cooking, Shiina-senpai.
Natsume: Adochan-kun, do you want to know your fortuNE? I’ll make an exception and take a look for yOU...♪
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* If this seems confusing to readers: I agree. He’s saying that you’ll live 3% longer if you eat your veggies.
** Reference to the Date Plan event.
Natsume: Good dAY. I’m here to deliver the vegetablES.
Niki: Ah, good work as always~!
Oh, huh? Instead of the veggie boy, you’re the one delivering the goods today, Sakasaki-kun?
Natsume: “Veggie bOY”... AaH, you must be talking about Midori-kun. So you’ve been calling him by that nicknaME, hUH?
Niki: Nope, actually I also call him Takamine-kun. But he always delivers the vegetables, so I’ve kinda ended up thinking of him as the veggie guy.
Natsume: I sEE, so that’s wHY. ActualLY, the plan was for Midori-kun to do this deliveRY, but it seems like something came up for him and so the ball’s in my court nOW.
I brought all the vegetables he wrote down on this memo for mE. Can you check if they match your ordER?
Niki: Sure thing~! Let’s see here… Eggplants, tomatoes, cucumbers…
...Yup, looks like everything’s in order. And the vegetables all look super juicy and ripe for eating~. I’d expect nothing less from a Gardenia member!
Natsume: That’s hardly something worth praising me ovER. All I had to do was select the vegetables that seemed to be in good conditiON.
There were no problems with the deliveRY, so I’ll be taking my leave nOW. See yOU.
Niki: Stop, stop, please wait! It’d be such a waste to not eat such freshly harvested veggies! You’re shaving 3% off your lifetime*, I’m telling you!
Natsume: I don’t mind discarding 3% of iT. You can have those 3% of my lifetiME, Shiina-senpai; I’m bequeathing them to yOU.
Niki: But I mind it! Aren’t we buddies who brainstormed date plans** together?
Even a chance meeting can lead to a lifelong bond! I’ll put all my skill into preparing these veggies, so eat them together with me, pleeaase!
Look, look! The summer veggies are saying, “Come and eat us, we’re sooo fresh!”
Natsume: If you’re being serious right nOW, you must be suffering from some terrible auditory hallucinatioNS.
Guess you’re leaving me no choiCE… Alright thEN; I’ll eat with yOU.
Niki: Hell yeah! Alrighty, I’ll whip something up real quick, so please wait over there ♪
Natsume: YeAH, I wiLL.
(...And here I was planning to take care of a certain somethiNG… WeLL, I suppose I can do that anywheRE.)
<< A few minutes later >>
Niki: Here we go~. Sorry to have kept you waiting, my deluxe “summer veggie ratatouille” is all done and ready to be enjoyed~!
Hmm? What’re you doing with all those cards spread out on the table?
Natsume: These are tarot carDS. I figured I’d get through my fortune-telling requests while waiting for the cooking to be doNE. I’m already finished heRE, just give me a moment to tidy uP.
Niki: Hmm~... Then I’ll put the plates down over there. How long is “a moment”? I, for one, would like to eat as soon as possible.
...Ah, come to think of it! Sakasaki-kun, could you read my fortune for me?
Natsume: WhY?
Niki: No reason, it just popped into my head. See, I’ve actually never had my fortune told before. I’m curious to see what it’s like!
Natsume: Sure thiNG. I just finished reading these fortunes anywAY.
UsualLY, I’d demand some kind of compensation for thIS, but since you cooked for mE, we’ll call it evEN.
Well thEN. Shiina-senpai, what do you ask of the carDS?
Niki: I’d very much like to know if I’ll be able to eat delicious meals!
Natsume: Delicious meaLS? Does the ratatouille that’s standing right in front of our eyes not count for thAT?
BesidES, you already have the skills to create delicious meaLS, so there’s really no need to divinate this kind of thiNG.
Niki: Well, I guess you have a point. But I can’t think of anything else I’d want you to divinate for me…
Still, I don’t wanna let this chance get away from me. Please divinate a meal for me!
Natsume: AlrigHT, alrigHT. I’ll tell you your fortuNE, so would you mind choosing one of the cards I just shufflED?
Niki: Just one? Alright… I’ll take this one!
Natsume: ...HmM, I sEE.
Niki: What does it say? I just hope it’s nothing bad.
Natsume: This card indicates that you will be visited by unforeseEN, good fortuNE.
Niki: Good fortune? How is that related to food…?
Adonis: Shiina-senpai, good timing.
I have acquired some high quality meat. Do you think you could cook something with this?
Niki: Eeeeh! Sakasaki-kun, is this the good fortune you were talking about just now!?
Natsume: Who knoWS? I didn’t expect it to happen so soON, thouGH.
Adonis: What are you talking about? ...Did I bother you two?
Niki: Not at all! In fact, I’m overjoyed! Please wait, I’ll cook something up real quick!
Adonis: Thank you. I look forward to your cooking, Shiina-senpai.
Natsume: Adochan-kun, do you want to know your fortuNE? I’ll make an exception and take a look for yOU...♪
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* If this seems confusing to readers: I agree. He’s saying that you’ll live 3% longer if you eat your veggies.
** Reference to the Date Plan event.