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Location: Edel Rose Academy’s Training Rink

Koga: Gyan!? Ouch! I hit my damn nose…

Taiga: ...Who’da thought we hadda start with skatin’ practice before we could’ve even gotten into Prism Jumps with you.

Koga: It’s not like I can help that! I’ve never skated before in my life. No way I can just put on these incomprehensible shoes and dance right off the bat!

Adonis: Oogami, please get out of the way.

Koga: Uowah!? Adonis, that’s freakin’ dangerous!

Don’t charge straight at m-...Hell, did you just crash straight into the wall!? At least try to brake!

Subaru: Uwawah…! You really hit the wall at full speed, are you okay, Occhan!?

Adonis: ...Yeah, my body is fine. It’s my first time but, skating is quite difficult…

Tori: You think? Once you get used to it it’s surprisingly easy, though.

Koga: I get Akehoshi and Tsukinaga-senpai, but how come even you can skate? Cheeky brat.

Tori: You know how I travel overseas a lot, right? In the colder countries, when the lake next to our vacation home freezes over it turns into nature’s skating rink~.

Leo: Wahaha~☆ Round and round and round~ and ju~mp ♪

What if I insert this step I just thought of? Yes, just like that. Even this delusion is turning into music! I have a feeling this will be a masterpiece...☆

Round and round and round~

Koga: ……….

Hey, street bastard! Teach me some tricks on how to quickly get better at skatin’, on the double!

It pisses me off that I’m fallin’ behind.

Taiga: If such a trick existed, no one’d be strugglin’ with this, rock bastard. Don’t think becomin’ a Prism Star is that easy, alright?

Subaru: Now now, Gami-san and Tora-san. Let’s all get along and dance together ☆

Taiga: Cut it out with the weird nickname!

Subaru: Eeh~? Your name is Tiger, so I thought calling you Tora-san would be perfect, though?

Taiga: It’s not Tiger! It’s Taiga!

Shin: At any rate, Subaru-san, you’re really good at this! I was surprised by how quickly you picked up skating!

Subaru: Yaaay! ♪ Well, it’s in part thanks to how good Shinshin is at teaching, though!

Also, we work well together so it’s easy to dance with you ☆ Wanna go for one more song?

Shin: Yes! Let’s go! And let’s try a combination jump while we’re at it.

Subaru: Alriiight! Let’s do it, let’s do it...☆

Tori: Those two seem ki~nda close. Maybe they get along because they’re similar types?

Kakeru: Eeh~! But Tori-kyun and I are close too, right~?

Tori: Ugegeh!

Kakeru: That reaction is so cruel~! Seeing as we’re similar people, let’s get along~? We’re buddies who talked about our hardships at home together, right? ♪

Tori: It’s not like we spoke at length or anything! We just talked about how we have similar social standings!

Uu~... I’m grateful to you for teaching me, but you’re way too carefree and gaudy~!

You’re the type of person I’ve never been around!

Kakeru: Eh, is that so? I guess that means I’ve emotionally resonated with Tori-kyun, in a way!

Tori: It’s kind of scary how you turn anything into something positive right away! And that positivity is kind of reminding me of that long haired pervert from my unit!

And that only makes me feel like you’ll be hard to deal with!

Kakeru: That intimidating way of yours reminds me of when I first met Taiga-kyun, so it gives me a sense of affinity, though~♪

Anyway, it’s a shame but we can’t waste all our time standing around chatting idly.

Come on, let’s resume our crash course~. The world may be full of inequalities, but the progression of time is the same for everyone. And time is money.

Tori: Uuu~... I get it already! It’s the academy the Prez has always protected, after all. So as a member of the student council, I’ll definitely protect it as well!

Kakeru: Yep, yep! That’s the spirit, Tori-kyun!

Adonis: Oogami. Himemiya is doing his best. We should work as hard as we can, too…!

Koga: Those words carry no persuasive power whatsoever comin’ from a guy who’s like a newly born fawn, y’know!

Er, owah… Gyahn!

Taiga: Look who’s talkin’. As soon as you lose focus, you fall right over.

Leo: Wahahaha ☆ How about we turn the dance into a waltz of the fawns already?

Watching your unpredictable movements is fun! I’ll wobble along with you! Wobble wobble~☆

Ah, but doing it this way is actually more difficult?

Koga: You makin’ fun of me, bastard? I’ll bite you to death!

Hiro: Adonis, Koga. It’s fine. ☆ Your skating has already improved a lot compared to when you first started. Your learning speed is just as expected from you.

I’m sure you’ll be able to perform jumps before long!

Adonis: Yeah, we’ll show you we can perform Prism Shows no matter what it takes…!