Devils - bright complex 2

[bakemonoremy]

Location: Library

Ritsu: Not that I care, but. Hey, Onii-chan… Do you have a moment?

Rei: …! Ritsu, did you just call me Onii-chan!?

Ritsu~! My cute Ritsu!

So you finally reverted back to the lovely little brother who wants to be spoiled by his big brother, I’ve been waiting for this moment for ages~....☆

Come, come, come! Pretty sweet my angel Ritsu~, throw yourself into my arms!

Onii-chan shall embrace you tightly, come, come, come ☆

Ritsu: ….? Hey, “Aoba Onii-chan”, this guy I don’t even know has been talking to me for a while now.

What’s with him? He’s grossing me out.

Rei: ….!? Eeeh, what is this all about, Aoba-kun? Why is he saying “Aoba Onii-chan”, when I am his Onii-chan!?

Tsumugi: Ahaha. I don’t really know why, but after treating him nicely for a while, he’s somehow gotten attached to me.

He might seem like a blunt person, but Ritsu-kun has a surprisingly cat-like side to him...♪

Ritsu: *purr* ♪ Aoba Onii-chan~, I’m thirsty so will you go buy some juice for me? The carbonated, bubbly kind~

Tsumugi: Yes, yes, the bubbly kind, right~ ♪ Wait a moment, I’ll go buy some right away.

Eating and drinking is actually prohibited in the library… But just this time, I’ll make a special exception, okay?

Ritsu: Yaaay, I love my Onii-chan who says it’s a special exception but then always spoils me anyway...☆

Rei: …..! …...? ..…!?

Tsumugi: R- Rei-kun? What’s wrong, your entire body is twitching and shivering…?

Rei: Tsumugi.

Tsumugi: Yes? Fufu, you called me by my first name just like you always used to. I’m so happy~.

Being called by my last name even though you’re my friend felt like you were treating me as a stranger, it was truly vexing ♪

Rei: S-Someone like you! Someone like you is no friend of mine, stuuuuuupid!

Tsumugi: Eeeh!?

Rei: Uwaaaahn! My cute Ritsu has been stolen away* by some weirdo with glasseeeees!

Tsumugi: Weirdo with glasses!? Wa- where are you going, Rei-ku~n! At least leave the proposal here, I’ll look it over lickety-spit!

Rei: So noisy! The likes of you are nothing but an enemy, an enemy I say, you damn ex-fine!

May this curse from the Five Oddballs you subjugated seep into your body and rot your limbs until you die, stuuuuuuupid!

Ritsu: ...Hmpf, this really is stupid.

Who’s the real idiot here, huh…. Onii-chan?

Location: Light Music Club Room

- Ten Minutes Later -

Hinata: Excuse me~

Sorry. It seems like the classes for Class B aren’t over yet, so I came by myself early to get started on the lessons for “Easter”.

I wanted to wait in front of his classroom, but for some reason Yuuta-kun doesn’t like it when I do that...

So I thought I’d learn a lot of things ahead of time, and teach them to Yuuta-kun later~ ♪

Rei: ♪ ~ ♪ ~ ♪

Hinata: Ooh… How rare for Sakuma-senpai to be playing so violently.

Rei: ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪...!

Hinata: What’s wrong? The sounds you’re making reverberate like explosions, are you letting out stress…?

Settle down, ‘o leader of the Light Music Club~. Here, I’ll give you a tribute ♪

As a reward for my volunteer work, I got these handmade sweets from Tenkousei-san.

Yuuta-kun doesn’t eat sweets, and they’re too many for me to eat by myself.

Since they’re handmade, they won’t keep long, and there’s no way I can throw them out... Well, I should probably just eat them all by myself.

Rei: Hinata-kun.

Hinata: Hm? Yeees, I’m Hinata-kun~ ♪ What’s the matter, Sakuma-senpai? You really seem kind of dejected?

We’re in trouble if you don’t get psyched up. For us 2wink, “Easter” is a crucial match, after all.

If you space out, we’ll steal your show ♪

Rei: Hinata-kun… I’m so sorry, but may I hug you for a moment?

Hinata: Eh? Errr… I don’t really get it, but, by all means ♪

Rei: ……….♪

Hinata: Owowowow! Please, control your brute strength! You’re breaking every bone in my body!

Also for some reason, when Sakuma-senpai hugs me, it feels as if my life force is being drained...!

Rei: I’m sorry… I’m regulating it, so please forgive me.

There, there ♪ Aah, Ritsu also used to be this small and adorable…

Hinata: Ritsu? Hahaan, did you get into a fight with your little brother again?

Siblings should get along~, follow mine and Yuuta-kun’s example.

Rei: Yeah… You’re right, he’s my only sibling in this whole world after all.

If we could love each other unreservedly, there’d be no greater happiness for me.

But somehow, that glasses guy… That damn annoying glasses guy cucked me and stole away my precious Ritsu while I wasn’t looking~

Does he like glasses that much! Kuuu, but glasses suit me surprisingly well, too, I’ll have you know!

I’ll go to the student council room right now and steal that Bouzu’s** glasses collection!

Hinata: Please calm down, Sakuma-senpai… This isn’t like you~

I’m in no position to say this, but really, whenever it concerns your brother you turn into an idiot.

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*He literally says 寝取られ (cuckold) here but I couldn’t find a way to make that work grammatically.

**What he used to call Keito back in DeadmanZ, literally means Buddhist priest.